If I was ever a servant of the Phantomhive Household...
derpy-otaku:
Being within 10 feet of Ciel:

Actually speaking to Ciel:

Seeing Sebastian:

Stalking Finny in the garden:

Cooking with Bard:

Oh look! It’s Alois!

But then he’d just look at me like

Oh. Hello Claude.

By this point I will already have been fired

And I will be attempting to get a job at the Trancy Household

Yup. This is what I do with my time. Post incredibly stupid fangirl things.
